A clear-eyed optimist, but an optimist just the same.

#Guyliner

and yes, we looked up the Charter Of Fundamental Rights Of The European Union for this stupid fart-law article

Meanwhile, on The Simpsons, Apu has never been recast

One day this site is going to troll me like this for the last time...

Here’s an idea: let the creator define his own work.

In AoT, it is eventually revealed that the Titans all have a person curled into a fetal position located at the base of the skull or somewhere close-by. This is why only sword strikes to the back of the Titan’s neck can kill it. The mindless Titans have people who are not individually “in control” of their Titans and…

And the same day as Fisher’s THR piece, Bob Odenkirk shared an anecdote where then-SNL-host Jeremy Irons (who was cited by Fisher as ranting against Whedon’s changes on JL) screamed at an SNL writing team for a monologue idea that he thought was beneath him.

“I don’t want anyone to be fired, I just want them all replaced with people who will greenlight more Snyderverse.” ~Ray Fisher, probably. 

Did it ever occur to you that maybe Ben Affleck, an actor/director himself, and Henry Cavill, a veteran actor, showed up, were professional, and did their jobs/read their lines in ways that Ray Fisher simply did not? You make it sound like Whedon was itching to pick a fight with everyone rather than just trying to do…

This appears to be a coordinated campaign aimed at getting WB’s current anti-Snyder leadership fired and replaced with people more sympathetic to #RestoreTheSnyderverse. 

When Ray Fisher was cast as Cyborg, do you know what he tweeted?

“you started it”

Um, I don’t know what you think is going on here but I’m not playing some game of Guess Your Continent. I don’t care. You don’t need to be from a certain place to be a misogynist, which you clearly are.

First of all, your entire premise is nothing but a fallacy. No one is arguing that porn of any era is “wholesome” or that the porn of any era is “more wholesome” than any other. Nor is anyone trying to argue that all women have to be “ramming three 18" rubber dongs up her tradesman’s for her OnlyFans subscribers” in…

Puritanism? Really? 

Right, the podcast that mocks bad movies picked your sacred cow so it must be a crap episode. Jesus, what a bad take. 

Tim Burton’s movies had a goth ascetic but still kept the core of Batman as a detective. All of Burton’s Batman movies ended with him defeating the villain mentally before physically. That’s still very different than shoving a gun in Batman’s hands and saying, “Yeah, he kills now.”

Dude. Look at this gif and try, just fucking try, to pretend that Zack Snyder isn’t all about this neck snap. Look at his fucking rat-faced smile at the end, FFS. If I’m not mistaken, he’s mouthing “Yes!” 

Batman =/= “DC heroes”