Lighten up, Francis. It was a cheeky turn of phrase to use because your entire premise sank worse than the Titanic. Too bad your mentality really does appear to be 80, you crotchety A-hole.

Part of the appeal of the SW galaxy is supposed to be that it’s this vast place filled with stories just waiting to be discovered, of which the Skywalkers are just one of the most important.

Godzilla and King Kong: two characters who can derisively say “I’ve got chunks of guys like you in my stool!” and mean it literally.

Created by: Chuck Lorre, D...

Sorry friend, but you’re out of luck. EVERYTHING in Star Wars exists relative to the Skywalker story, because that’s where Star Wars started. The Original Trilogy is the centerpoint, and everything either exists in the past or the future compared to it. 

I really enjoyed the contributions of Hickey, Franky, and Elroy.

This cut-and-paste job? Counting as “writing?”

#AttractivePeopleProblems

he wants the cargo they hijacked., and may have been the intended recipient.

and the Isaiah Bradley subplot screamed “plot element we threw in to prolong the series a little.”

Sam Neil already has the actor-as-Odin part locked down, and I believe he’s been “seen in Australia” recently as well. 

Myst for Millennials.

Because virtue without the signaling is just virtue, and that’s not nearly enough these days.

As Mashable points out

Correction: It’s Disney+, which minimizes the influence of the idiots behind the Sequel Trilogy. 

Rupert Friend is the back-up Orlando Bloom, yeah?

This show is not for children. The body count is ridiculous, as is the amount of blood and gore. 

Teyonah Parris was fancast as Monica Rambeau a while back.

This article is nothing but a gross trolling written by a lazy blogger filling his content quota.

should play young Luke Skywalker in… something. Maybe a remake of Star Wars: A New Hope, because pretty much nothing else would make sense?