This article is nothing but a gross trolling written by a lazy blogger filling his content quota.

should play young Luke Skywalker in… something. Maybe a remake of Star Wars: A New Hope, because pretty much nothing else would make sense?

In the year 2021, does Atom Eve’s costume really have to involve what amounts to booty shorts? Dupli-Kate managed to find an outfit that’s not barely-there, after all. All of the female heroes besides Atom Eve did, come to think of it. 

Right? The actors and writers and crew still get paid, just not Apple, and they’ve got enough money to afford losing some. 

De-age Carl Lumbly and Lawrence Fishburne and let’s get a team-up mini-series going!

Quotation marks can be used to highlight a word, which the author did, and them implied that the description of just “intelligence” was vague or insufficient. Steve Rodgers was usually described as a “tactical genius,” a very specific and skillset-revealing phrase. For someone like Walker with no serum, knowing what…

Still better than Snyder’s “Megatron’s dingleberry” version. 

Green-eyed monster that blogs, now that’s a fake-ass job. 

This whole panel is such projection on Kirkman’s part. Let’s run through a list of Invincible’s expertly named characters, shall we?

Obligatory “I got a Community notification for this?”

I think, but could be wrong, that it’s an Amazon three-episode drop followed by weekly release. 

If this leads to a hour-long-episode Transmetropolitan adaptation, I’m all for it.

The real Anti-Life Equation is how many seconds you can look at the trash PS2-era rendering of Darkseid (that they used in the finished product!) before wanting to off yourself.

Yeah, and it takes something like 13 women to form a “circle” to contain the power of just one man.

Is it normal to conduct a TMI burn while the crew is asleep? That seems like something that someone should be awake to monitor, yes?

“Great talent” still gotta pay to keep the lights on. If taking a fat Disney check for one gig gives someone the freedom to pursue their primary interests without fear of financial drought for a long while, we should support that.

And yet, again, this all boils down to “We want that interconnectivity that Marvel’s got, without any of the heavy lifting.”

DC: Marvel did a magic lady thing and it worked, right? Who’s our magic lady, can we get that going asap?

Holy boj boob, Batman...

And G/O Media has been payed to market it on nearly every damn platform possible. Coming soon, the Jalopnik Snyder Cut review!