And for better or worse, A.I.M. already had their MCU cameo, but they turned out to be half-burnt military commandoes and not yellow-suit-clad scientists. 

Cranky contrarian is cranky. 

Norm doesn’t have a mustache, Phil Jones does. Norm is Vision’s workplace proximity associate. Phil Jones, if you recall, was the one who was fired for his hippie turtleneck.

Vision had a great origin and then barely appeared in any of the subsequent movies. Wanda had even less! And they’re both arguably the two most powerful Earth-bound superheroes of the Avengers current lineup.

Yep, this is Earth-199999, not Earth-616. You’d think that more people would be aware of this by now and quit their whinings about comic-book accuracy. 

And the storyline this show is based is supernatural in origin.

IDK what Crockett is whining about here. By his own logic, Biden is sending out $3,200, which is much higher than even AOC has demanded!

Then by your own “logic,” Biden is actually sending out $3,200, which is more than the $2,000 you’re demanding.

This is a bit inaccurate because it was the GOP who scrooged things down to $600 and Democrats could only look on in shock as Trump demanded it be boosted to $2000, undercutting his own party’s argument. 

Do you train to be this bad at analogies or is it all natural talent?

“I’m never wrong” is the venn diagram overlap between the extreme left and extreme right. 

Addressed, deflected, toe-may-toe, toe-mah-toe...

Yeah, perhaps the fact that her most famous role to date is as Peter Parker’s high school crush has affected the perception of her.

Age is a measure of time and we know that time is relative.

Indeed, is someone a “man” or “woman” if they’re still young enough to be included on their parents’ insurance policies?

He is right about experience and fame

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We’ve come so far since “The Slurp Heard Round the World” on Joe Millionaire, haven’t we?