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“i did my time at walmart when i was younger.”

Ohhhhh you’re right those are ADORABLE.

Ya know, even if we don’t get the results we want, this is, for once, not shitty news. I don’t know how else to say how this makes me feel. Like life has blown back into my heart a teeny bit?

Ladies and gentlemen, we have broken the $1 million mark! At this rate there should be enough to file in Wisconsin in about 20 minutes or so.

Semolina pain au levain today

I’m not American and we have no family in the US, so I roast some turkey thighs because the kids have been indoctrinated that you MUST have turkey on Thanksgiving. Other than that, I’m making mushroom and bacon risotto and mac’n’cheese. For dessert, s’mores made on out new fire pit. No pies for us.

Buy your new niece/nephew some adorable stuffed giant microbe plushies, so your dumb sister will know what the microbes that killed her child look like!

Woo early SNS!

Minus two pies, I’m fully in charge of Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow. I’m armed with a highly detailed cooking schedule and ready for it. I’m hoping being busy in the kitchen will excuse me from having to engage in political discussions with my family and guests, who are all (I think? Not sure about one guest) Trump

I’m in charge of the mac n’ cheese. The secret? BACON BITS YALL OH YEAH

Tyler Media should have never agreed to put that up in the first place. That’s not censorship, that’s the market making decisions that it deems best, something the right crows about. This is basically like on Law And Order when the defense lawyer says something outrageous, McCoy/Barba objects and it’s withdrawn but

When other inmates need to be protected for their own safety, they are thrown in solitary.

I feel like a drunk Jon Hamm whispering to Kathy Griffin “you’re sooo old” would make me laugh so hard I’d pass out. In fact, if he whispered it to me drunkenly I think I’d throw up from laughing. Something about picturing that seen is really hitting me funny.

I understand your point, but for many people abortion is something they support access to but they aren’t up for shouting it in the streets. If someone was coming at me for being a baby killer you’re damn right I would mention the other 97% of things they do, because that person is not going to listen. I doubt

Mike Pence looks like you’d find him strangling prostitutes on an episode of Law & Order SVU.

If there was ever a time to throw a hail Mary, it’s now.

But it feels like a long shot at best and sadly, nothing more.

Muck Fichigan.

This is pure Rick Snyder. If they can’t read then they won’t know that their governor is poisoning their water to save a literal dollar a day.