100% Reese is the girl who will taunt you at your locker surrounded by a gaggle of other girls, and Nicole is the one who will just slam your head in it and walk away.

Nicole. Reese would come out all scrappy and solid, but Nicole would hang back and just let Reese tire herself out before she just walloped her. Nicole is all about the long game, and she knows she can win.

Ugh, Ellen, NO. When someone tells you they are afraid of something, it is cruel to subject them to it because YOU think it would be funny.

Katie Holmes said something similar when she started dating Tom Cruise. I’m paraphrasing but it was something like, “I can practice Catholicism and Scientology at the same time. Both religions are welcoming!”

Oh Jada. Your smug little statement made me like you even less than I already did. Obnoxiously listing how you play tourist in other people’s faiths, as well as claiming you “practice human kindness” sounds like an invitation for a hearty STFU from the rest of us.

Somehow, Jada Pinkett-Smith’s statement is actually more insufferable. She’s trying on religions to seem worldly and open/accepting.

Nice to see Chris Pratt getting gout and about.

I saw it in a tweet this morning, it’s a little peck. ALSO! I heard a pretty good rule, if you wouldn’t do it in front of your partner it’s probably cheating. So I think since Keith is there it’s fine. A lot of people kiss hello/goodbye.

re the children: I read a good piece on it yesterday which noted that she talked about her experiences with her older two children a lot last year when promoting Lion (which makes sense given that her role in Lion was adoptive mother) and as SailorV says, this speech was about not being home with the kids. I…

Or maybe someone else got a hold of the tape and is using it to extort him? I mean, I’m sure he probably has cheated more than once, but the person he cheated with is not necessarily the only person that could be trying to get money out of him to keep it under wraps.

She’s a horrible wife for kissing her friend?

Is it really that hard to find an extortionist? Don’t they have to identify themselves at least a little to get paid? Even if we’re just talking, like, where to send the money, is it really that hard to follow the thread from there?

Bauman: If you lost your legs in real life, do you think Taylor Swift would write a song about it?

Right? That shit is going to be a collector’s item someday!

guitarist Jo Galipeau was really just extremely chill about the whole thing. Too chill.

The thought of someone trading in a rare misprint for a copy of an in-print, mass-produced record really makes the former record store employee in me FURIOUS

Turns out that when horrible things happen to horrible people, it still fucking sucks.

And see, what could she possibly gain from making this story up? Certainly not any favor with the Trump Administration or conservative media. You’d think that would convince even Fox News viewers to believe her but nope, they’re going to drag her through the mud.

Fox has called the lawsuit “bogus” and “downright shameful.”