Fake news! Castle Grayskull is not home to a child sex-ring.

And yet somewhere in the bowels of the RNC HQ (fig. 1), I guarantee Betsy DeVos is furiously writing a proposal to hire her dipshit brother’s mercenaries to stand at the end of the lunch lines, slapping trays out of the hands of 8-year olds and handing them bootstraps. Because we live in garbage times now.

Ask any actor, comedy is far more difficult.

Kids should eat. People should have food. Food shouldn’t be politicised.

Oh, and I spilled his french fries and he wasn’t even mad.

Also, isn’t there an actor out there who is a). closer to Cheney’s age (or at least closer to say, 60) and b). looks a TAD BIT more like Cheney than Bale does?

A Trumper actually Trump-splained

A Trumper actually Trump-splained to me with a complete straight face and no sense of sarcasm that, “It’s different when Trump golfs because he actually works while he golfs.”

Maybe this guy is a psychic but he foresaw these things for the wrong president, my mind is a little blown on how accurately his paintings are to what the orange turderino is doing.

So Lincoln, Reagan, and some indeterminate Founding Fathers are angry... JFK and GW Bush are just kind of confused... Bill Clinton and FDR and one other are very pleased. Meanwhile sad guy looks to be wearing a Carhartt jacket and some nice shoes, so maybe he just missed his bus and is frustrated that he’s going to be…

I didn’t even notice that! Probably all the money that Obama pissed away on things like Obamacare, DACA, environmental regulations, equal pay regs, and those damn expensive vacations he always took!

Seriously. When I first saw it, I thought it was like one of those Mad Magazine pictures and I had to fold it in thirds to find the REAL point.

that women have no place in america, by the looks of it

This needs Sad Keanu shopped into it.

I’m gonna find the original of that and fucking wreck it. not all art has value.

If the North Carolina Republican Party is distancing themselves from you then you pretty much have to be an actual member of the shambling undead

I’ve been calling her Zombie Palin. Don’t feel bad about it, she’s clearly a terrible person.

She seems to prefer order, no doubt about it.

“As mayor, what I would like to discourage is assembly,” Barnette said.

“Protests are confrontational, they’re chaotic, they scare people. I believe there’s a better way to express yourselves.”