He’s apparently good at doctoring and terrible at everything else.

remember when ben carson removed brain surgeon from consideration as a basis for intelligence?

How much do they charge for one of these “come for the endless buffets; stay for the intestinal virus” cruises? They can’t even line up the letters on the Gorram sign correctly???

I know whenever I see someone die in a accident my first instinct is to toss them in a sub & sink it to the bottom of the nearest body of water.

Right, buddy. You and Submarine guy, a pair of innocent lambs.

I can’t quite put my finger on it, Snowy, but something doesn’t seem right, here.

Some people just have really round butts. I am one of these people. See also:

Wtf is wrong with everyone in this administration and public service? First Zinke’s wife is live-tweeting their exotic Greek vacation and now Linton is bragging about her private taxpayer expensed jet and designer clothes? He’s worth $500 million but couldn’t pay for a private jet or 1st class but had to ride off…

Ok ew Tiger Woods pics

Also I know I’m gonna get a lot of hate for this but....I’ve never seen Friends nor do I have a real desire to watch it. And I only hate myself slightly b/c I’m a nerd by nature so I feel I have to know things on a basic level. But idk I’ve never felt the urge to watch it.

I completely agree with you. Watching the show for the first time as an adult, I kept yelling at computer that ROSS IS THE WORST!!!! My poor partner had to endure listening to me rant about how ROSS! IS! THE! WORST!

ENGAGED!

Star Trek’s Terry Farrell is engaged to Adam Nimoy.

Arguing about Friends is clearly what I need to be doing right now, so...

I get it, but he’s literally charming the Secret Service for the luxury of protecting him . At the very least, the optics of this are terrible and deserve to be called out.

I think it would have to involve gifts/payments from a foreign entity. This is just run-of-the-mill corruption.

Mitch McConnell’s approval rating back home in Kentucky is at 18 percent.

ITS GODDAMN BLATANT!! WHY IS NO ONE SAYING ANYTHING???

“Republican committees and groups including the RNC, congressional campaigns, and the Republican Governors Association have shelled out a total of almost $1.3 million to Trump-owned businesses this year.”