Considering the way their existence harasses the country as a whole, it’s not nearly enough.

Another potential nail in the coffin for the Fox takeover of BSkyB (parent of Sky News), which has been recently delayed by Ofcom pending “further input”

Wouldn’t it be awesome if Fox wound up going off the air because it bankrupted itself on lawsuits, judgements, and settlements because it had shitty hiring and business practices?

Man, between this and having to find jobs for all the outed alt-right nazis, wingnut welfare is going to be getting a lot more expensive!

Wouldn’t it be nice if there were enough verdicts with big enough payouts to bankrupt Faux.

Dude is either delusional or has the greatest looking dick of all time if he thinks it out weighs being attached to him.

I mean, sure, it seems like a lot of money. But imagine how much it would have cost them to not create a culture of rampant sexual harassment for decades.

I can’t find it right now, but Aziz Ansari has a bit about R Kelly. Apparently during an interview following the peeing-on-an-underage-girl scandal, the interviewer asked R Kelly: “Are you attracted to underage girls?” Easiest softball question. All you need to say is “no.” Instead, R Kelly said “Define underage.”

Particularly their low rent Friday night reenactment of a Nuremberg Rally, with the torches and extended arms (but no Hugo Boss Nazi uniforms).

Not so fast! If they want a statue of Robert E Lee, let them have one. It can be of him surrendering at Appomattox so they can be constantly reminded that they fucking lost.

except for the fact that we have always thought he was an awful idiotic douchecanoe, and we kept trying to tell the rest of the country how awful he was, but they only knew him from his gold-plated penis-lengtheners, and they wouldn’t listen :/

Perception is reality.

Meh. He’s not really popular in the city. New Yorkers think he’s a schmuck. His reputation of being stingy, rude and a bum when it comes to paying his bills is known citywide.

Today I learned that most statues largely rely on their own weight to keep them anchored. Which is good to know. Also this, now and forever:

Nah. New Yorkers never loved him. He may believe so, but nope.

These “Heritage, not hate” shitbags really overplayed their hand this time.

trump only released the new statement when he saw his new poll numbers. i bet he’s terrified to find out how low he can go.

Pull down those traitorous statues and destroy them in every city that has them. Same goes for that fucking flag.

Never been prouder to be a Durhamite