“hours, not theirs” hahahahahah

Probably something with blood coming out of it’s whatever

And the light is from the West, but it’s sunrise, so...I don’t know what the fuck East meets West apocalypse on a Titanic type scene is being displayed that’s a coded message for libtards

John Carney considers a picture of a white female dressed in couture with the Statue of Liberty in the background an attack/disquisition about immigration?

You’ll notice the red (dress), white (skin), and blue (background) that signifies the French flag. France the country that gave us the baguette. Baguettes that get stale after a few hours. Hours, not theirs. They’re trying to steal our country.

What he did was horrible and wrong. I’m in no way excusing or dismissing what he did. But, he was tried, convicted and served his time. As long as he is an upstanding member of the community and campus, I have no problem with him going to college and playing football.

Hmm. I have mixed feelings. What he did was terrible but in general, I’m against criminals that have served their time continuing to be punished once they’ve been released. When you’re out, you’re out.

Yeah, I’ve never been a huge Taylor Swift fan, but that is a topnotch, A+ answer to a bullshit question. I mean, I’m sure she was prepped for this, but I’d be hard pressed not to stand up and cheer in the courtroom if I’d heard any of these answers in person.

Mueller’s lawyer M. Gabriel McFarland asked Swift whether she was “critical” of her then bodyguard, Greg Dent, for not intervening. Swift responded, “No, I am critical of your client for sticking his hand under my skirt and grabbing my bare ass.”

One Senator is fuzzy, unfocused, and unclear in his thinking and speaking.

I mean... If I’m being optimistic I can agree with his viewpoint. John McCain had a catastrophic health event and it might have affected his view on health insurance. But then my realistic side kicks in and realizes this Senator thinks brain tumor = stupidity, and fuck him. Still, I’d like to think McCain was hit with…

The funny thing is, there’s no reason to think Johnson didn’t *want* McCain to vote ‘no’. Reports the next morning said that as many as 8 or 10 more Republicans wanted to vote ‘no’ but worried about how it might affect them back home. So they only needed one more ‘no’ and McCain took the bullet for the rest of them…

Congressmen: The most sensitive snowflakes of all.

He’s a famously hapless goober, isn’t he? I thought he could barely open his mouth without stepping in it well before this story broke.

Maybe it was the opposite! Maybe McCain developed that blood clot right after the  RNC announced that he and Palin would be running together in 2008. As this clot grew, it clouded his judgement for 9 years and he only got it looked at when he realized that Dolt 45 was the president. Now that it is gone, he is free to…

Spoken like a true Christian. No, really. Apparently Christians are fucking assholes.

Leave Ron Johnson alone. His comments may have been affected by the fact that he’s quite stupid and that might have factored in.

I’m disgusted by how unsurprising this is. That a comment like this now seems almost banal speaks terribly of the politics of the past year

Oh, god, this means we have to see the dick pics.