Yeah, Chris “they don’t make movies that speak to me as a white man!” religious, hunting for sport, conservative dude Pratt seems like a d-bag.

I had read blind items about them in the last couple of years that seemed off-base, but maybe there was truth to it after all.

They both lost me after the pet situation, so I will just feel for their son. I still have a wee bit more compassion for Faris because of the growing power imbalance that they must have faced and because Pratt is a religious zealot on top of it.

So in my “real life” I have seen a lot of couples separate, then get back together, then fight publicly, then get back together, then fight privately... ad nauseum. Not that it means much, but they all have posted lots of happy looking Instagram photos, etc., whenever they’re having a Together Moment.*

All of you are wrong. The correct takeaway from this is that ANNA FARIS is now single. I want no part of that mouthbreather, bring me the one they call... House Bunny.

I always thought they’d work out because they seem like the exact same type of asshole (which is fine, so are my partner and I) but I can see how one person getting more famous exacerbates that.

You get a convertible precisely because you get to feel the wind play with your hair and make it all sexy and tousled when you get where you’re going.

“He looks like he could be a member of the current administration” is a pejorative descriptor that a small handful of my nearest and dearest have been using.

Caitlyn is the kind of rich white woman who has just discovered that all her money and all her “I’m not like THEM, I’m not a (insert SJW/Feminazi/etc here)” bullshit isn’t going to save her from the very behavior she claims isn’t a big deal when other people complain about it. (see also: Megyn Kelly) She truly…

Probably because people would notice that a child’s mother is missing...?

No they do but for some reason not for the last week... I usually go to Jezebel.com/dirt-bag and it pulls up the Latest but I think they for got to tag a few

I’m also guessing mothers are less willing to accept their fate. They’ve got a child to fight for. It’s cliche sounding, but it’s true. Some might give up easier without a child to make it back to.

The Dlisted article on Caitlyn’s hat “issues” is soooo good

Kids be ruining vaginas, SP. get with the program. Haven’t you ever seen Taken?

1. Caitlyn could have not driven the convertible maybe?

I want to see “they look like they could be a trump sibling” happen as a common insult now....

Hell, I’m poor white trash and I have more than one hat. I call shenanigoats on Jenner.

Shouldn’t these be filed to dirt bag?
I know, I’ll go to my corner and take deep breaths.

Newly unemployed, so I’ve been busy, Keeps me off of the streets. :)

I’m just happy the creep was reported to police instead of being dismissed as a “harmless dirty old man”.