If this is a real account of what his kids said:

‘It’s our fault, we should have just told you that we would have just told all of our friends to go away.’

I would pose that his kids are Veruca Salt clones. Any rational child without a sense of entitlement would have assumed that their beach party was cancelled when…

Agreed.

Chris Christie is Augustus Gloop mixed with Veruca Salt

And Kylo Ren.

Btrax and Fenox sound like constipation drugs they run commercials for on grandad’s nightly news. “Side effects reported include itchy watery eyes, droopy balls and terminal bro-ness.”

The bros hire other bros based on potential not actual talent. And by potential I mean the ability to bullshit and do keg stands. Its fucking ridiculous.

We’ve been in charge, publically anyway, for ten millennia (on clay tablet), and the results have been — mixed — at best. Let’s give someone else a shot.

The CEO of a Silicon Valley company wrote a blog from a home computer unaware it could be traced back to him? How the fuck does someone that stupid get put in as a CEO of anything outside of a Trump appointment?

Your characterization of this as Trudeau “boasting” that he “wanted to beat the shite out of an indigenous person” is an extreme misrepresentation. First, it was a charity boxing match - no one was going to get hurt. Second, he described Brazeau as the perfect foil to the “rich, pretty boy, urban elite” image his…

God, I wish we only had 6 police shootings in the last year. That would be a tremendous victory in the US.

Ah, nostalgia for the old days of thick, heavily stamped/visa embossed passports. Sooner or later everything comes back in style!

And James Bond

UK Update:

I’m just waiting for a member of the Secret Service to go rogue, because we might as well just have the emperor taken out by the Praetorian Guard and complete our transition from the 20th century to the third.

Captain’s Log, supplemental, Stardate 72717

I.... dunno. With drugs you only fuck yourself up (except for influence with his fans). With religion the money you donate goes toward fucking OTHER people up.

This is like a set of spinning plates but when they fall mushroom clouds appear over cities.

Not looking up Tiffany Haddish or Z-ro.

He’d fit in with the other Republican rejects... oh wait, those rejects are still a part of this administration. Oops.

I just want to clarify that Kid Rock is not a human man... he’s a walking STD.