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“Taking the high road” and “being willing to compromise” got us to this point, neutered Democrats (and democracy in general), and now we have a fucking Nazi sympathizing dictator wannabe in the White House. It is time to resist, now, violently if necessary. If you are a Trump supporter, consider yourself cut out of my

Breaking: drunken idiot who has literally been thrown out of every alcohol-serving establishment in the prior college town he lorded over and who already shows regular signs of alcoholic encephalitis or possibly even psychosis goes on drunken internet rant

I will never understand hazing like this when there are so many things you can do that don’t involve serious risk of bodily injury or death, and are actually fun/funny/adorable. My favorite “hazing” ritual involved sorority pledges being required to pretend that a sorority sister was Beyonce every time they saw her,

A premarital agreement (often referred to as a “prenup” or “prenuptial agreement”) is only valid between married parties and in my state it cannot modify child support or any child-related provisions (except that maybe you could agree to give MORE support than less).

“alpha”

My guess would be some kind of sophisticated chastity mechanism, probably sold on a website “where all the dudes in the leather are like, level 200 wizard master knights”

YESSSS

A lot of his answers are objectionable. I wonder why they aren’t objecting to these nonresponsive answers? But don’t get me wrong, I’m fine with it.

100% can confirm this.

And they’re missing out, because “slutty” girls are generally good at sex (which is not to say relationship-minded girls aren’t, or that HEAVEN FORBID a girl can’t be both - it’s just to say that the more sex we have, the more experience we have, and generally slutty girls [like me] know what we are doing and have

Because some people decide to break up before everything goes sour? Like they see the romance ending and decide to split before they resent each other. It’s not a totally strange concept.

Lol well I think the point was that the further you are, the less distorted the image is, so if you’re OK with a little distortion, use the front-facing camera. Otherwise, there’s always the bathroom mirror (*gag*) or a friend.

Cross stitch is another medium exceptionally well suited to this skillset. 10/10 highly recommend

Arguable. If they receive federal funding, they might be.*

BUT THEY’RE ALL WEIRD-LOOKING

But seriously they all have the same haircut, the same bro-lo shirt with a logo on it, with the same sunburn-with-glasses tan line, etc. Just no. Please no.

Mmm... white whine is so delicious in the mornings

Ah, the old “Where’s Waldo?” profile. Guys do this too, and tbh, most white guys look so much alike to me that I just swipe left rather than trying to figure out the common denominator.

Not to mention that trying to do this is fraught with implications for the First Amendment. It rarely goes well.

Can we add to this that if your lawyer is advising that you do it, it’s probably a good idea? Especially in family law cases. I am routinely mopping up the mess of a client and blamed for the fallout, when they ignored me to begin with. Between this and “don’t violate a court order without being prepared to handle the