I think I read something once that El Paso is closer to four other state capitols than its own.

I live in Texas, and all of the Chik-Fil-A’s I’ve been to have sweaty, miserable employees. Like they talk to the talk and are nice, but you can tell they’re unhappy here. I don’t know, maybe everyone is just miserable working at an overly politicized, religiously zealous fast food joint when you’re already in an…

I have had a case where dad was watching porn on the phone while the kids were in the living room watching cartoons. Actually I’ve had this multiple times. I also worked at a hotel where we went to clean a room one morning and there were used condoms all over the floor (like at least four or five) and Dora the…

Except that you probably wouldn’t want a divorce case dismissed. Instead, IMMEDIATE FULL CUSTODY TO OTHER PARENT

Ugggh... You have to have the hardest job in the world. I work with a lot of domestic violence survivors so it’s pretty easy to sympathize with them, but sometimes they are train wrecks and the kids are just caught up in the middle of all of it and I feel soooo bad for them.

Going through my own divorce currently and yes, can agree, not having kids is the reason I can be a train wreck consequence free right now

Sometimes the kids hear it, sometimes the kids ask, sometimes it’s pure speculation. Of course, getting it in through testimony is a different story, but it’s come up in child interviews before.

As a bona fide custody/divorce attorney, let me gently advise that this is a categorically terrible idea. You have no idea how many times a parent looking at porn during a time where they are in possession of the children comes up in court, and it never looks good.

He’s not going to win

But seriously

I rapid fire, mostly because I text really really fast and often am firing out those texts before I come to the next thought. To be fair, I am rarely angry and most of this comes off as funny. I assume that if I’m annoying, they can turn off the notification for my text (iPhone has made this very easy), but I’ve never…

Another couple that I didn’t know for years, which may or may not be surprising, were “calling a spade a spade” which I thought was referring to suits of cards (did not know that “spade” was a racial epithet!) and “eenie-meenie-miney-mo.” Growing up I had no idea what the next part of that nursery rhyme actually said.

There’s always long-acting birth control (like an IUD or vasalgel/vasectomy) which is relatively pain free and generally reversible. There is no reason why we shouldn’t be offering them for free or even paying drug addicts to get on long-acting contraception, because the medical costs saved by avoiding treatment of…

Spoken like someone who truly has no idea what it’s like to be a parent

One of the sub-mods permitted adults to impregnate children.

You’ll notice that I left out the “inteeninator” mod. Good lord, pedophilia in a video game.

bone their siblings** FIFY

I hear you; it isn’t easy. What I’ve found success with is being less discriminate about swiping right. Dudes I don’t find immediately attractive are generally better in bed anyways, since they have to develop those skills. Hot guys/guys with big dicks generally just show up to the party and think that’s enough. Nope.

For what it’s worth, I fully embrace “resting bitch face” because I have an expression that I would otherwise call “imperious” when I walk around and am deliberately TRYING to look unpleasant to ward off random people talking to me. It does work. But maybe that’s less of a “resting” bitch face and more of a…

Absolutely, negotiation and informed consent are critical.