For me, it’s more about setting a boundary on the first date (like no kissing, not walking me to my door, seeing if he drinks himself into a stupor, etc.) and making sure it’s respected. And in general, just trying to get a feel for whether the person is “weird” or sets off any alarm bells in the lizard part of my…

Dear Single and Sexless,
Get on Bumble. Take some sexy selfies and be pretty forward in your flirting with dudes. Go on a first date to ensure he is not a serial killer, send some flirtatious text messages and some sexy selfies before a second date,(DO NOT INCLUDE YOUR FACE and I also do not recommend showing nip,…

As a person who has struggled with an eating disorder most of her adult life, I can assure you that seeing a number on the scale is far more stressful than seeing a cop while I’m driving ten over the limit

Misogyny is a gateway drug into the alt-right.

I wonder how this is going to impact the price of marijuana nationwide.

Not only can you, but you should. It’s really the only acceptable way to use cannabis.

That is absolutely terrible to hear, but “regular” peanut butter at the store is usually crammed with maltodextrin, which is sugar, and sometimes even hydrogenated oils, which are garbage. Check with your doc and see if you can use “natural” peanut butter, which is just made from ground-up peanuts and maybe a little…

I agree, when a dude is not pushy about sex it makes me feel a lot more comfortable. I need to be reassured that if I choose to say yes to that, I will not be pushed into something more that I don’t want. Because the bottom line is, most women really enjoy sex and probably want it as much as guys, but generally hold…

I agree, when a dude is not pushy about sex it makes me feel a lot more comfortable. I need to be reassured that if I choose to say yes to that, I will not be pushed into something more that I don’t want. Because the bottom line is, most women really enjoy sex and probably want it as much as guys, but generally hold…

Oh, I disagree. A date without a few awkward moments is a boring date. Just learn to laugh about it and keep practicing. If your social skills aren’t up to par and you find that out while you’re dating, more practice is the only way you’re going to get better - just like everything else.

Yeah, I just straight up put my political leaning in my dating profile - in just a couple of words (progressive liberal feminist). We can talk about politics or not but being alt-right is a deal breaker for me and that is probably a warning that we should either not talk about it or be on the same page. So far all…

No bio for me is an immediate swipe left. I would swipe left on Tom Fucking Hardy if he didn’t have a bio.

Oh absolutely. I just meant that for the average flag-waving trump-humper, any person with skin color other than “very light mocha” is definitely a terrorist.

Laughed hard at your name.

Oh, no doubt, it’s just that being from super Republican trump-country west Texas, I can confirm that it’s a lot safer bet that the randoms you run into in Dallas are liberal leaning than open-carrying a confederate-flag painted AR-15 while leaning out of the window of a work truck screaming racial epithets at a group…

It looks to me like she might have the early stages of rheumatoid arthritis

Believe me, this dumb fuck would hate Dallas. It’s full of everything he hates: brown people, the gays, hipster, liberals, smart people.

Given that avocado pit-removal related injuries are purportedly the number one cause of emergency room visits, this is a godsend.

Given that he has an unhealthy, strange obsession with rating women based on their body weight, but then assumes that he is entitled to marry (or grope, or peep on) any woman who fits into that extremely narrow version of beautiful/young he so desires, yes, I think it is absolutely apropos to insult him for not only…

You beat me to it.