In my case, my mother was never emotionally abusive but her fucked up views about her body and her life have bled over to my own life. Like, she fat shamed herself constantly (CONSTANTLY. CONSTANTLY.), so guess whose voice I hear in my head pretty much every time I get near food? I cannot eat now as an adult, even…

I ride the train in Dallas (did you know we have a train?) and I will say that I don’t generally mind when people eat if (a) it doesn’t smell strongly and (b) it doesn’t get a mess all over everything. Granola bars are not exempt; I have had to stand to avoid sitting in someone’s copious Nature Valley crumbs. Fruits…

This is a really good point. Although I stood up off the couch and punched the air when she offed his entire family (I am a garbage person), it did occur to me how many innocent bystanders get the shaft during the Ed Sheeran scene. Then I was like, well, shit.

I seem to recall him being on a particular list, so, I hope to see him again, if only briefly

You should definitely follow my rule. I have no financial incentive for saying that.

Claire, Rule No. 1 of marriage is always blame your spouse.

You also don’t get to just say, “this is authorized under fair use” and get away with it. You don’t have to profit for it to be copyright infringement. Fair use is really, really tricky, so, you probably can’t get away with it.

Another good option for very-low-hormone birth control is Skyla/Mirena. In terms of the comparative amount of hormones in your body, you’re going from milligrams to micrograms (so like, fractions of a percentage point). I was not interested in Paragard but Skyla has worked amazingly well for me, and I have NONE of the…

This is either why I refuse to bear children, or, failing that, will be making a lot of their clothes. (I craft anyway during my free time and have a stash of about 20 handknit sweaters. I do realize this is not a viable option for many parents.)

Because we know how to look at massive amounts of empirical data and statistical averages over a long period of time? Get out of here with your science-denying bullshit.

It’s precisely the reason why they’re denying it in the first place.

This is actually brilliant for summer after-gym wear, because it allows sweat to serve its purpose (cooling off your arms and legs as it evaporates) without going overboard and giving you a chill. You don’t have to worry about insulation in the summer.

Probably somewhere, but the general rule of thumb I use is that anything requiring a screaming hot pan (searing) I use corn, canola, or peanut oil for, since it takes a lot more heat for the oil to begin smoking. Anything you can use butter for, you can use extra virgin olive oil for (but take flavor into…

I have literally had to pick up my 40 pound pit/terrier mix because she does not have whatever brainpower necessary to equate anything cat-sized or smaller as being a “dog.” Rodent, yes. Pick up and shake. Must pick up and shake. People with those damn extendable leashes and just with their dogs off-leash were a huge…

This is why I think it’s helpful to live your life with a healthy serving of common sense. Nothing in moderation is going to kill you or make you live to be 135; eat a varied diet which is primarily focused on lean proteins and plants, avoid or cut back on highly processed food products (refined sugars, artificially…

Not only that but it’s difficult to get a conviction without fancy super-science. People have this unrealistic expectation that there’s going to be DNA evidence in every crime or they’re going to, I don’t know, tape together toenails from the crime scene or something. I’m not saying that the prosecution should be…

Not only killing its inhabitants but eating them and then shitting them out and throwing them at more residents. Dark af.

IT’S ABOUT TIME

This was my first thought. He’s already famous enough, hopefully she will grill the everloving fuck out of him. But I kind of doubt it. This is in line with the current “journalists must cover all ‘sides’ of the issue” rather than telling the goddamn truth. And that’s why Captain Shitbag is now the president.

Aw hell. Yes, that’s what I meant. LOL. “When she said you hit her.” Stupid brain.