Tell you what, if you can smell me and it’s bad, I will wash my legs

This is largely dependent on the person. My hair does not get even remotely oily until day FOUR of not washing, and being that it’s butt-length, I cannot wash it every day (it will dry. the fuck. out. so I wash 2-3 times weekly; also it does NOT smell like wet dog). I used to wash my hair daily and it smelled “off”…

Also, land of the flaky dry skin ewww

Jesus Christ, how dirty are your legs? I shower daily, I’m not a grime magnet rubbing my legs all over dirty sidewalks and shit. Americans probably bathe too much as it is; I feel like adding soap to my legs would just make the dry skin situation worse. Now, I do exfoliate frequently with an oil-based salt scrub,…

Take that, Thorin!

This would be pretty adorable if you recorded it in your kid’s voice.

So, in order to get that certificate from a doctor that she’s “healthy,” she just can’t disclose her eating disorder/drug habit (not to say that all thin women have one). It’s far too easy to do that, it means nothing. Hopefully the doctors will be on board and not let the obviously sick ones keep going, but I’m…

You’re just like, 3/4 of the way there, but I should add that there’s some research to indicate that the murder rate is actually higher in states that don’t (https://deathpenaltyinfo.org/deterrence-states-without-death-penalty-have-had-consistently-lower-murder-rates). I think the part about how we don’t commit…

I wish we knew each other in real life so I could high five you for your thoughtful analysis in this and other posts

Many people on death row have done IV drugs and sometimes it’s rather difficult to start the IV line. So yeah, it’s not always that simple and without theatrics. Recently one of the botched executions involved an untrained medic searching for a viable vein for a while (I think it was like half an hour, don’t quote…

That makes a pretty big assumption that the person on death row is guilty to begin with, and meets the legal standard for being “executable.” Only recently did we realize that it’s probably not okay to execute mentally disabled people. And judging by the number of overturned convictions once DNA evidence could…

How dare she do anything she enjoyed while pregnant? How dare she work? Doesn’t she know that working mothers routinely kill their babies? How dare she be away from home, away from her other three children? Doesn’t she know that anything other than 16 hours per day of bed rest will hurt the baby?

Looking forward to when “gay lovers” stops becoming A Thing. Literally no one says “straight lovers.” “Gay Lovers” reeks of pre-90's moral panic and pearl-clutching about the “gay lifestyle.”

“Your bill to refurbish Kate’s palace is now £4MILLION”

The one ABSOLUTE CONSTANT about pregnancy and child-rearing seems to be that you’re always doing it wrong, about to kill your kid, and everyone else has the right to tell you all about it.

You’re probably right, and I’m sure that would work often. In my situation, I had spoken and explained the situation, explained exactly when I got the number, even spoken to multiple supervisors who all told me the same thing. I’m an attorney, and even threatening them that they were violating the law didn’t work…

Jeez. Well, if you get repeat offenders (heh heh) then I recommend the cease and desist. It worked after the same company called me for over a year after I changed my number. Every time I explained that “Brad” didn’t have this number any more, their explanation for continuing to call was that “Brad” had to call in…

See there comes a point when you realize this is not them doing their job, they’re just being disgusting prurient assholes. They knew what that stuff was, there was no need to do that. Lowest common denominator. I swear it’s like the TSA attracts people who have a god complex and want to intrude on others because they…

ASSHOLES. I hope you reported it to someone.

My stuff always gets checked too. I’m white, have a Dutch name, zero criminal background and have no internet browsing history for terrorist websites. Although I find it dubious that they’d have any ability to check my internet background history, I am SUPER LIBERAL and like, really really into all the stuff the MRA’s…