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Cease and desist letter?

FYI debt collectors violate the law all the time by calling after hours, calling your place of employment, etc. If they continue calling you despite you telling them it’s a wrong number (I know because it happens to me), find out what company they’re from, Google the corporate headquarters, and send them a letter

These really beat the collection calls I got for TWO YEARS after I changed my numbers from the cable company, looking for “Brad.” They went pretty much like this:

Yeah, I always used to wash my trainers when I wore them. I wear fake leather flats to work now without socks and sometimes they’re pretty awful. The disinfectant wipes help a lot.

To be honest, I’d wear antiperspirant even if I didn’t get body odor. The feeling of hot, damp underarms is just unappealing all around.

You might want to look into an antiperspirant spray or stick. Most men’s products are deodorant, which is designed to mask odor, not antiperspirant, which is designed to block sweat. If it’s cakey and white, it’s probably antiperspirant. For sweatier areas, you can also use talc powder to keep dry (this is sold

Kind of like how dictators who rig elections regularly win with “97.5% of the vote.” Not quite 100%, that would be patently ridiculous.

cool story bro

1) even people with a green card are not eligible for most social services. I have represented a disabled woman who has Stage III cancer, and she is not eligible for SSI/disability, housing, or even food stamps, and she is here legally and on the path to citizenship. The vast, overwhelming majority of immigrants PAY

Nobody tell Kim Jong Un that. Captain Shitbag seems to think the American presidency is more like North Korea’s than, you know, America’s.

Jesus Christ that escalated quickly

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Now now, just because Richard Spencer uses the EXACT same language and rhetoric that the Nazis used to justify genocide doesn’t mean he wants the EXACT same thing they want. He has called for a “peaceful” ethnic cleansing, after all.

Only if you’ve been married long enough, and even then, only for a few years and if you prove that the income you COULD get fails to provide for your basic proven needs.

This guy isn’t going to win a whole lot of personality points in the sapphire-blue-in-a-sea-of-red county of Travis, Texas. I’m not saying the judges will take his political beliefs into account, but we are all influenced in some way or another, whether we know it or not. I mean he’s won custody before, but this

It’s not called that, but yes, we do have alimony. More or less.

Child support in Texas tops out at a percentage of $8550 per month (so, for 2 kids, no other children, that’d be 25% of $8550) so the $43,000 per month is either a) 20% of his income as spousal support, b) a buyout of his portion of community property to equalize division of the estate, or c) part of a settlement

Thanks for the clarification (I not-facetiously do appreciate it), now for a response, also in jest:

Correct, we call it spousal support and it is hard as f**k to get. In three years, representing pretty much only eligible clients, I’ve gotten it ONE TIME because federal law overrides state law. To even ask for it, there are a specific set of conditions, and to get it, you must prove financial need — and only then,

who’s the snowflake now, huh