You can make cheese sauce with melted cheese, milk, and salsa. Just saying. “Cheese sauce” can mean queso.

OK thank God lol. You literally never know nowadays, because there are people out there who actually believe that.

Really though? I hope you’re being facetious, but if not, think about that for a minute. Thousands of votes, and the loss is... OK maybe a candidate wins by .00001%. If you take away SNAP benefits for EVERYONE because 1 or 2 or 3 or every 10% are fraudulently obtained, people are LITERALLY STARVING TO DEATH IN THE…

PREACH.

Seriously, do the stuff suggested here. I know it sounds weird, I know, I really do, but study decomposition. If you can’t stand to look at human cadavers, look at animal cadavers. Study funerary rites and practices throughout the world. Caitlin Doughty’s Order of the Good Death is a really good place to start. It…

No, you do not. If it is any color other than white, cook and sauce sensibly and cram it into your mouth until you don’t feel like it anymore.

Unless what you’re eating is vegetables and fruits. The baseball size is woefully inadequate. If you’re eating vegetables, you should eat them until you literally cannot anymore, and not feel guilty about it. Four pounds of bell peppers? Go for it. A pound of carrots? Why not? Assuming you’re following sensible…

Be very, very careful doing this. You’re probably fine because you’ve been doing it a while, but for those who aren’t as aware, PLEASE BOIL THE WATER BEFORE YOU PUT IT INTO YOUR NOSE. And used distilled water. Otherwise there are all kinds of nasties in tap water that can cause amoebic encephalitis, for example. …

See the problem you’re not recognizing is that we are not talking about paying poor kids to play, we are talking about dirty sluts and their dirty slutty behavior, dressing like slutty sluts and doing all those date rape drugs and alcohol and then turning around when they regret having sex and crying rape. Why should…

I find “praise hail Satan” and rolling my eyes into the back of my head while doing the devil-horns sign with both hands and then growling in the back of my throat tends to work.

“Fine” is a very relative term.

Really, anyone who openly supports an avowed racist who mocks the disabled and thinks that bragging about sexual assault is “locker room talk” is unashamed. So, all of them. The “out” ones at least have no shame, decency, or respect for their American brethren.

Jockey has a great system wherein you go in, they measure your band size, and then they hand you a stack of plastic forms. The idea is that you test breast size (and get a cup size) based on volume, not circumference. I have gotten some very well-fitting bras at Jockey based on this - bear in mind that the cup sizes…

DON’T CONFOUND HIS RANTING WITH FACTS AND LOGIC

Do not lump in all of Texas with that racist shithole that is West Texas. That place is the buckle of the Bible Belt and is full of the same kind of hatred and vitriol that made us get here in the first place. People are OPENLY hostile toward anyone who dares breathe anything other than bible-thumping, gay-hating,…

it probably has something to do with “blue lives matter” and unintelligible barely masked racist garbling

What Trump supporters need to understand is that no, we progressives do not think that you are all bigots. But it’s really hard to draw any other conclusion than that itself, because the racist, immigrant hating, white nationalist bigot beat out a field of about 12 other candidates with the exact same policy…

Really your sense of smell should be doing this for you. If you take a strong whiff of food and something smells... off... it’s better not to eat it. Sour, rancid, like poop... yeah, any of those things. Of course this isn’t fool proof but it really is a baseline.

Full disclosure: I know absolutely nothing about Canadian law, but these are the types of cases us bleeding-heart legal aid lawyers love to take.

I don’t know if this is even remotely possible for you, but have you looked into legal representation? I am a Legal Aid attorney in [a state], and one of my most rewarding cases involved opening up adoption records from a pre-WWII adoption so that a client could prove quantum and get tribal membership. She had tried…