Any time. Whatever twist of fate allowed some of us to enjoy cheese but not others was a cruel one, so I do what I can to level the playing field.

Let me recommend that you try the lactase CAPSULES instead of tablets. Specifically, stop using Lactaid brand tablets, even the chewables.

For me the issue with odor has always been “OH MY GOD IT SMELLS SO GOOD WHY DO I HAVE TO WAIT SEVEN MORE HOURS” which is definitely not an issue with the IP.

Yes, this will heat the milk up AND keep it at the fermenting temp. Dual benefits. I make strained yogurt so all I’d have to do after making yogurt in this thing would be to do that. Aw man I can’t wait.

Instant Pot is right for you. I’ve had mine since Sunday and I’ve already cooked four meals in it, with another planned tonight. It’s ridiculously fast (even with recipes you wouldn’t use a slow cooker for, and therefore don’t save time on, it’s still really good since the TASTE of slow cooking and the TEXTURE of…

Care to share your recipe for anything? Especially the beef stew, tomato/cabbage stew, and pot roast. I would just be interested to know the techniques - I’m a good cook, but new to the pressure cooker. It’s very different in that you can’t just peek into the pot/oven and check that everything is done.

Come now, amateur. I won’t be found prancing about while simultaneously slogging my genitals through urine-soaked diaper lining. Also, adult diapers totally destroy the silhouette.

There is an excellent documentary on the Hot Coffee case (and on tort reform in general) called, helpfully, Hot Coffee. It used to be on Netflix, but now it isn’t, and I (EDIT) think it might be on YouTube and Hulu now.

But it isn’t blood, is it? Like there is blood in it, but it’s actually the tissue used by the uterus to develop an implanted fetus? So yeah, we all needed it to fucking survive at one point, get the fuck over the squeamishness.

My uncle believes all this... He also believes there are three headed deer at Chernobyl (not true) and that 9-11 was an inside job, so I don’t put much stock into his opinions.

Fair enough. Would not be my first choice of destinations.

Are we talking $40,000 adjusted for inflation?

Pah, bath tubs! Why would I slow cook myself in a hot broth of ass soup? It’s shower only for me! I’m not hypothetically paying forty thousand hypothetical dollars two centuries into the hypothetical future in a hypothetical theme park just so that I can stew in my own sweat and rehydrated dead skin cells. …

Both. And number three.

Modern hygiene was exceptionally important to them

Question number one for me too.

Hey whaddya know! I figured the two biggest obstacles would be jurisdiction (or venue, I suppose; courts usually catch on when you’re deliberately forum shopping) and standing (the right to bring suit in the first place, which doesn’t exist for objects)! I guess I retained a little bit of that learnin’ after all.

These asshole truthers need to talk to an actual blind person.

This isn’t my area of expertise, but I have serious concerns about standing and jurisdiction here. As in, I don’t think they exist.

Two of my favorite gifts to give are one- and two-year magazine subscriptions, especially for older people. My grandma loves birds, so this year I’m going to get her a subscription to the Audobon Society magazine. I’m a knitter (obviously) so I wouldn’t mind getting a subscription to a knitting magazine. Yes I know…