Adam Gase’s beard is the male coach’s equivalent of the Elizabeth Holmes voice, right? 

There was an old saying about the Braves and their pitching staff whenever the playoffs rolled around in the 90's.

Me too, it's funny because everyone in New Orleans somehow takes themselves too seriously.

Cops are bad, bitch

Thalidomide.

Luke from Ireland is on brand. 

I doubt he’ll be there the whole season...give Miami a couple months before they realize that adding him gives them a much better shot and they relent on the draft picks.  I don’t think the trade got hung up over the Thunder wanting the Heat to be bad, rather not wanting to have to give up protections or give back…

I, for one, look forward to Steven Adams appearing in the State Farm commercials.

My first live sports memory is the 1988 Holiday Bowl. I was seven. I didn’t know who Barry Sanders was, and, in fact, waited halfway through the second quarter before I asked my dad “who is the orange man?” He went for 5 TDs and 222 yards on 29 attempts. It’s like his fifth best game that year. He really was this cool…

Even aside from how dumb this whole interview is, like come on with this, man:

Just ask Draymond Green, he’ll give you black and blue balls.

Teams that decide to forgo several seasons of competitive basketball in exchange for a few dice rolls and the chance to pick a potential franchise savior off the menu aren’t so much making wise but difficult decisions as they are lazily putting the franchise on autopilot and allowing the structural benefits of the…

The ESPN main color guys are so bad. JVG too, for different reasons. This tweet resonates with me deeply:

I think the Star Trek: TNG might be the only other finale I think of as fondly as Breaking Bad.
Almost but not quite for the Wire finale.

Absolute fool’s gold. They were up to fourth or sixth in 3P% over a month-long stretch or something. They are not that team. They are very hard to beat when the defensive energy is there and they get out in transition. So much is made of Russ stealing rebounds, but that’s when they’re at their best offensively. Adams…

Dana White is so stoked to spin this into an angle for UFC 245.

That’s usually the case, for any team. Although last night, they hoarked up 11 bad attempts in the first quarter, got themselves down, played themselves back in it, then started YMCAing more deep shots in the fourth. I’ve seen that a few times, where they shoot themselves out of games and work very hard defensively to…

Juan Dixon

*Aaron Hernandez convicted of murder*