Don’t Call Me (Sean) White

Marchman assigns names for a reading of the transcripts. (NSFW)

Ignorance is definitely grounds for firing. That was a dumb thing you said.

“Go to hell” is a classic insult that is as terrific as it is underutilized. I always appreciate Albert’s diligence in keeping it alive.

 Let’s remember some Steve Smiths.

 Didn’t take long.

Garbage with a blood-stained white suit in it, perhaps?

You should be mad. I’m sure he’s much better than whoever the starter is for the Patriots.

This year’s contenders for the Matt Flynn “Excellence” Award are Mike Glennon, Jacoby Brissette, and 2016 winner Brock Osweiler. Good luck everyone, and may God have mercy on your soul.

I know a guy who needs a job who can’t even FIND red flags.

Oh. I was talking about the state of Florida.

Option C) Contraction

This is the correct answer.

Just make it flag football. And with dogs. And maybe some of those Rock and Jock people like Dan Cortez. Is Dan Cortez still alive? Maybe get Dan Cortez: the Dog if he’s not. And sell hard drugs. Hard drugs and Dan Cortez is how to make a buck in America.

Some say the Big 8 was never interested in Arkansas. Others say Oklahoma didn’t want Arkansas plucking recruits from Eastern Oklahoma (which has a strong Razorback presence). Still others say the Big 8 didn’t give much of a sales pitch.

Well, great. First Greg completely breaks Whitlock and gets a big fancy job, and now this. We’ll miss you, Billy.

Or C) Bran wargs into him and makes him off himself.

I need my Jacksonville Jaguars news with the proper amount of hopelessness and existential dread. These bright-eyed Johhny-come-lately’s can’t deliver.

Sometimes there are no winners.

Strange. Usually booze and Piazza Pi’s are a better mix.