I feel like that list of names is actually just a bunch of good players that you took and swapped the last names on.

All the bourbon is cheap and delicious, and the bars are open until 4!

As a touring musician in Heavy Metal Band You Don’t Care About, we had a show one night on tour at a pretty cool venue in Cincinnati. Three hours before the show, both locals dropped and the show got cancelled. The local that dropped due to an illness let their Facebook fans know their show THE VERY NEXT DAY was still…

The London Jaguars would like a word, sir.

This deserves a Blue Ribbon.

Got him.

Die marke mit den 0 bälle.

I mean, whatever. Fine. Let him be a big dumb idiot and demand a trade. Just please be a big dumb idiot in the East.

“Sometimes you just have to beat an ass.”

They should fine him double for shooting video in profile.

More like the Great Salt Take.

Oladipo is... adequate.

Can I hire you?

The nut(puncher) doesn’t fall far from the tree.

Maybe that was why the Jets waited to cut him? Haven’t the Pats spent money like a trust fund cokehead this off-season? I’m lazy and refuse to Google anything about them, so someone look up how much money they have left to play with.

“the most fun possible thing would be for LeBron to dunk him into the toilet while Draymond Green yells at him and Steph Curry carefully avoids eye contact, and then for Russell Westbrook to crash through the ceiling and RKO him into hell.”

What about a rich Muslim?

Hilarity and schadenfreude.

4. Used swords.

Congratulations to the Cleveland Cavaliers on advancing to the NBA Finals with a 3-0 sweep of the Boston Celtics!