Any fan of Oregon Trail knows you do NOT ford roads.

Time for the MAGA chodes to dress up like Toad, in honor of their Annoying Orange.

Works great for every other functional democracy.

It’s only available in your finest underpass.

Blue, yellow, orange?

Then again I’m colorblind af

Is the diary fully illustrated?

Something tells me he wasn’t talking about the neo-shekel, the currency in the hit RPG, “Tales of Game’s Studios Presents Chef Boyardee’s Barkley, Shut Up & Jam: Gaiden, Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa.”

In an alternate universe, this is a Chinese politician assuming that everyone in America eats a Big Mac before attending the weekly school shooting, which is the only exercise anyone gets that year.

Introspection requires humility, an ability to see all points of view in an objective manner, and the ability to recognize that you may be on the wrong side of some issues.

Florida Child strikes again.

+1 totally waiting until marriage Russ

Wait for the Orange Monster to take it one step further.

cursed image

Romeo + Juliet still holds up today.

>not a package store

*useless celebrity gossip*

haha daily mail, what useless trash

She’s not a pawn if she’s trying to honeydick every congresscritter she can schmooze at an NRA rally. She’s low on the totem pole, but this is not something you do unconsciously.

Just hide out in the West Coast, aka East Korea, until you hit the magic age. Boom, beat the draft.

Hmmm

Try this Military Meditation Technique