That would require winning more than eight games.

I forgot that Jake Locker’s career died in Tennessee.

I don’t know who to give this “Biggest Asshole” award to.

Tie for first?

That means they’re both in hell, though.

>what are the minorities supposed to do

Chess club.

I refuse to believe that filling a quarter of the Rose Bowl can ruin traffic more than it already is.

Move to the West Coast.

Problem solved, except for waking up at zero dark thirty for the London game.

Bring back “Is your coach a dick?” 

*burns Seahawks Kaep jersey*

No longer friends. Have fun with Sherman’s money year.

Aberdeen and Hoquiam would say something, but they’re in rehab and they don’t get their phones until seven.

Nuns > Priests fite me

Let’s Play: Kramer’s Hentai Adventure 2

Parades are cool.

Kelly: Your integrity is on the line.

Omarosa: *records herself violating federal law*

Fun times playing the Indians todaaaaay~~

Modern military leadership schools teach that this kind of leadership only goes so far, as soldiers will only respect you as far as you can yell at them.

Now that Devos has opened the door for for-profit colleges again, expect Northeastern Army University State College to show up for the FCS in the 2020 season.

WYTS: The Ravens, 2000-Forevermore.

President Fieri is taking us ALLLL to Flavortown.

Fun times in Brooklyn todayyyy~~ ~Brooklyn~~