There is only one thing we should be getting erotic about.

The Republican Party banged those cans together so much we don’t wake up to them anymore.

The island deathmatch between Inoki and Saito also hosted another famous deathmatch.

I’m Central Florida material.

>Central Florida isn’t on the list

What shade of elite does Flacco wear?

Kinda Nice.

Will & Grace didn’t do it for me.

America should stick to teaching 17-35 year olds how to mortar good.

Shaq Fu isn’t a movie yet.

>Mattis not #1

He’s a bachelor Marine.

You’re pretty good.

Let’s remember the better times with Dr. Ron Paul.

Fuck there were none.

Great now I have to replay Deus Ex. 

Hey Mexico

At this point, we can only rely upon the Liberal Crime Squad to liberate us from the BACKWOODS YET CORPORATE NIGHTMARE

They still beat you in the Korean Army so...

Motivation?

BEST AMERICAN ARMIES IN AMERICA TIER

Mike Leach couged it in real life.

Considering that the Army is not meeting its recruitment goals due to a strong economy and lack of faith in the government or the wars, maybe they should JUST LET THEM IN DAMMIT.