Sherman Alexie? Is that you?

It’s like if Godspeed You Black Emperor was retarded.

but the keeeeds

That’s not how I thought NFL Football would destroy itself, but okay.

Nice.

Many police forces require at least an associates degree or prior police work. The bar is being raised to be a cop in some areas.

More than 41% of the country believes that ghosts exist.

Better Red Than Dead.

Does it have a Napster level?

In this civil war, the Confederates fight the Confederates. America wins!

We’re gonna build a wall, and make the Fremen pay for it!

Night Spin, man.

NYT legal team.

Was she ten when you first met?

Best incomplete game ever.

+1 steel beam

The horror.

BYOB strip clubs are sad and awesome at the same time.

A package of $5 chocolate chip cookies from the bakery, and a 24 pack of Rainier.