Why can’t Jeep sell in other countries like they do in America?

Trump still looked like a complete ass last night, fueled by hate and amphetamines. So that’s something.

Roker is the king of Shade Court.

I want Trump to get Hulked so hard.

Putting out a beta program when lives can be lost with system failure is garbage programming. Fuck Tesla.

Fuck da Giuliminati

Who in this crowd has already voted?

Huskies/Ducks is turning into a rout. It looks like the oddsmakers were right.

RIP IN PEPPERONI, football field.

Professional parkour!

The Brands tm condemn fucking soccer and not this soggy toupeed orange?

Never gonna give you up (even though I’m married)

Now that’s a good front page.

Thanks, Assange!

Counterpoint: P2 had grown ass adults, no school, and Antarctica Hitler and is thusly superior.

Fuck the Blue Jays fans. Especially when they travel.

Here’s an ugly Prius.

Do you remember when TO busted out a sharpie on a football during a game against the Seahawks? It was glorious. It was fun. It was... BACK IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS.

I’ve already voted, so the pressure is off for me personally. I’m looking forward now to Halloween, which usually has some good memes in an election year.