There’s always next game!

Ugh. You can ignore your friend for a couple months until the election is over. My wife says the same thing.

#jalopafterdark can be a scary place.

>he hasn’t even encountered the Q

America is going for the Technological Victory after a few decades of going for Conquest.

I respectfully disagree. Sometimes porn yelling can be hilarious.

EMTs can recognize a possible seizure. Cops apparently can’t. Why send the cop when you can send a medical professional?

Remember the Jalopnik audience. We will put our brownwagens on treads and roll up to Greenland

We pay each other’s salaries... unless we’re in a tax excluded combat zone.

Here’s the Donald listening face.

This might be more of a Kotaku thing, but here goes.

The Donald took Deans cocaine.

“They do not pay us”

I’m a servicemember. When someone thanks me for my service, and I’m feeling salty, I’ll sometimes say, “Thanks, your taxes pay my salary.”

Donald Trumps opening statement, “We’re trapped in the belly of this horrible machine.”

CSPAN is just showing Holt go through his notes and audibly turning pages. ITS SO REAL

AWKWARD SILENCE on the CSPAN feed.

Dude, every president gives money for AIDS in Africa. That’s participation award shit.

+1 Trump