THE NAPOOPAN of cars.

Next you’ll tell us that FIFA celebrates eliminating racism by throwing buckets of money at each other like they’re bailing out a rowboat

Or was anything other than a shitty QB.

If Duke and ND somehow both lost, I would be a happy camper.

Winky face > all.

The University-Industrial Complex strikes again.

Sorry about your marriage. We mostly just focus in on your being terrible at football, though.

Keeping it spicy.

Tom Brady’s number is twelve. The Wisemens Committee has twelve members. Boss, I think I’m up to something.

Nine more games and a wake up.

Space and Car politics are good here. You sound like a STICK TO SPORTS kind of guy.

Forced to hide his tax dollars from the evil IRS, what a brave patriot. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

“K,K,K”

The way the Seahawks have been playing, sure.

Carnies couldn’t pull off what Drumpf is about to do MAGA ;-;

AP is being feasted in Valhalla. Child abuse Valhalla.

METHAMPHETAMINE, SON