So it’s the opposite of XIII, where it was linear for 3/4s of the game and then opened up.

“Variety in driving surface.”

Yup, it’s August. Time to slap North Korea in the dick again.

Convicts make our uniforms, blind people make our office supplies, and Congress sees fit to make at least 20 states involved in the manufacture of the F-35. This is nothing new.

What a pisshead.

Were the Vikings secretly a college team this whole time?

Beastquake, forever and ever. Amen.

Biodome mask porn. O Internet, live forever!

Enjoying Castle GREYskull much?

The Fernando Rodney Experience continues to delight.

Neko Case is a national treasure.

*tips fedora*

So Pence is the Kings Hand?

A spaceship is a series of tubes.

NRA shill pls go

Demographics check out.

The Browns haven’t either.

Support your local dirt beers (Rainier, Natty Bo, Lone Star)

Mitsubishi sent us to hell, but we’re going deeper.

Hoe much do you hate your kids?