knightsoftheeasterncalculus
Cao Cao, Lord of Wei
knightsoftheeasterncalculus

The cacodemon ate your baby!

The Seattle Times is a garbage newspaper. Their editorial section is edited by the owners of the newspaper. And fuck Larry Stone.

Muhammad Ali?

+6 months in jail?

I wish the Kia Ray were in America for this reason.

Something tells me that these guys only need to get paid like this when they need to get re-elected. I don’t think the NRA bribes by installment.

It’s like driving through the canyon in Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade.

Counterpoint: Medical.

As a servicemember, I can totally see that happening.

China will grow larger.

If you play as her right now, you can pretend you are wearing cardboard armor.

Now THAT would be a sex tape.

Seattle jacked dongs, Cleveland jacks dog.

He’ll be paid in leftovers.

At what point does Takata just give up and make something that doesn’t explode into people’s faces?

You go and divide that empire, old man. We’ll take care of it. Promise.

+1 Empire of Japan.