Play The Game The Right Way University Volume XVII: How to trick yourself into believing you’re right.

I miss Sexy Rexy.

>punting when in your opponents’ side of the field

It looks more like this guy

This kind of play looks like it can only be used when the other team is distracted... by LOSING HARD.

“y o u r h i d e w i l l m a k e a f i n e p o n c h o” face.

Fans hate these simple tricks to alienate a franchise!

Say what you will about Wilson, but Robot Black Cuckold Jesus is fantasy football GOLD.

Is Wilson elite?

A DVD of the NFC Championship game? Or an UNMELTED STEEL BEAM?

A lot of military vehicles really don’t have a cool nickname. The MRSP, the LMTV, and other vehicles have to just make do with an acronym. I can see myself saying Jail TV though.

RAPE COURT IS NOT IN SESSION IN AMERICA.

So why don’t city police investigate these crimes? It seems like the universities aren’t willing to conduct a thorough, unbiased investigation in a timely manner.

Sounds like the Army conducting a health-and-welfare check in a barracks.

Remember when he got cuckolded and divorced his wife? BORING.

The same happens on military flights. My unit was weighed on their way to Iraq. It made sense, what with how much people weigh with all their gear.

That must be what reading the script of an NFL Films movie feels like.

Sometimes the opposing team is good.

Yeah, Washington has some good freedoms though.