Gawker Coke Fiends: The Thread.

“RUSSIA STRONG ALL OTHERS WEAK PUNY NATION.”

ESPN has herpes.

But if you let Captain America serve, how will we justify our budgets?

Tetripz is still my favorite “Tetris Plus”

The Legion is like a post-modern ISIS.

I didn’t know Yoshitaka Amano was Russian.

Are you okay? You were slipping into Dead Flag Blues territory there.

There's always next year.

Schiano Man!

China just figured out that Volkswagens aren’t the most reliable vehicles on the market.

They should have bribed their slaves with a living wage. That'll keep them quiet!

Shame. I can't say Asstros or Lastros anymore in good conscience :(

USA USA USA

Even though Rainier has been taken up by Big Beer, it's still my go-to for going out to the beach on a hot Seattle day.

Bad news for Direction State University :(

The ones with boobies?

America defeated the British regulars in New Orleans. Never mind that a treaty was already signed. USA USA USA