Patrick Stewart decided to cosplay as Heisenberg. Very nice.

There are still unexploded chemical shells from WWI buried in France.

possibly a MUHREEN

I visited the Pirate Bar once. Once.

+1 stock buyback

He will always be respected for the way he and his team got past the Willingham Era of total shittiness.

when DST begins, God and Benjamin Franklin turn on the "on" switch. Murrikuh.

But can it drive a stick? #unhackable

+ zero girlfriends.

+0 mouths and can't scream.

I'll wait for the next bomber.

Hates Nike? Hates Kevin Durant? Must be a UW alum that maybe went to a Sonics game once.

Pilots are required to have a certain number of hours of flight time to remain certified. That's fuel that'll be burned anyway, may as well let the public see their tax dollars at work.

Bill Nye the Science Guy originally filmed his show in Seattle. I SMELL CONSPIRACY!!!-1

#flexballs. Way to stay on topic, Gillette!

Daft Punk in the stadium! I like it.

Ganesh sure has a small dick for an elephant-man-God.

A third party that was interested in schadenfreude would love the outcome.

No Buttfumble?