Awesome, I had been looking for a kind of financial arrangement that would allow me to trade in one of the few remaining hopes your average person has of building any wealth over the course of their lives.

I think your list also missed Darren Sharper. Darren fucking “serial rapist” Sharper.

Just a reminder of some of the things that have happened since Rae Carruth’s arrest and conviction:

This seems like a perfect segue into a story about the lack of minorities working in NFL front offices.

Kindly tell me what this is doing on my Deadspin.

He’s made bolder claims:

Wow, Miami of Ohio grads are a bit oversensitive about the name of their school.

Well, it would be actually kind of refreshing to find out a Warriors player knew how to grab something by the throat.

Tomsula isn’t just the sports person of the year, but janitor, tanner, aspestos remover, daycare driver, lawn maintenence, fireplace sweeper, AND scrap recycler of the year. The choice is obvious people.

He uses Bing.

I recognize that glow on their faces. They totally feel asleep while watching HGTV.

As a Bucks fan (ugh) we got used to Bogut being injured far earlier in the season.

The other problem was that Cleveland was able to slow them down by taking Curry out of the offense, gambling that Draymond and Klay aren’t self-creators. It worked. Can’t do that now.

I mean, what you really probably need is a truck, but when your neighbor offers to sell you his 2005 Porche 911 with 30,000 miles on it for $5000, that is what you buy.

The Celtics are cursed! (18 championships aside)

Wyh this now, Dwyane?

He *does* look a bit like that guy though.

If that’s not the best post on the topic, it’s at least Thai-d.

To be fair, when Curry is hot I lose my shit as well.