Haters gonna say it’s fake.

But could you keep him out of the end zone? He looks like he’d take some weird bounces since he’s so oddly-shaped.

[cums]

Didn’t have much of a beat drop, though.

Bullshit, I could punt that kid at least 15, maybe 20 yards.

Are we even sure that’s Smith in the video? It’s hard to imagine him doing anything that isn’t above-board.

“You want a pizza me? I artichoke you for what you just said.”

“That was the worst fight I’ve ever seen. Absolutely brutal.” - Dwight Howard

Lebron might be built like a tank, but he has the toughness of a man who drives a Kia

James is the biggest crybaby in the series and I would absolutely love to see him in a fight against Green. Green would absolutely destroy him. James is a physical specimen but one thing he definitely isn't is a fighter.

Second nastiest step over in NBA history

As long as we can keep complaining about kinja.

He treats objects like women, man.

Vernon’s apparently been doing that to new teammate Jason Pierre-Paul, but it’s admittedly a lot easier to knock things out of his hand (singular).

That’s like when I tell my kids to put something up

Yes, it was jammed into his gaping maw each and every fucking waking day by Big Tobacco.

I knew somebody would understand my pain. Thanks buddy.

Every time I drink a lot I wake up in the morning not feeling that great, no idea why. Can’t wait to collect the check that’s due me and my family for our suffering.

Yupp, like clockwork - Gwynn, Conner, Cardinals.