Okay, I’m glad you love your switch and all, but there is no way, outside of betatesting the thing, that you have had your Switch for months. It came out two weeks ago.

While everyone claims that the last little scene is a spoiler, I don’t think it is. The reason can be summed up in one word: Context.

I don’t get this reference, but why does your gif have eyes as black as the soul of Ganon?

Call my name and save me from the dark.

As a two screen options, I’m in favored of JohneAwesome’s solution that he does for his playthroughs of 3DS games. Scoot the top screen up to the left side, bottom screen down left, and put some cool game background it. Granted, this would really only be played in portable mode, but it is a 3DS game, so it’s going to…

Please, PLEASE, write this as a short story on TAY or something. I would love to read the politics of an advanced allien alliance and how they all started fighting over FF 6 vs. 7. Please, please do this.

That makes me really wish that at E3 this year, Sony will either:

Alright, who let the Tokyo Mirage Sessions in this game?

Yeah, thanks for reminding me I own this game for Xbox 360... And I have an Xbox One... And that my brother and I got into a fight about what to play on it a few weeks ago...

“It’s like you could get Majora’s Mask as DLC for Ocarina of Time.”

You don’t? I do all the time... But that’s because I will never find the perfect person.

Venus occupies the part of your chart that concerns travel, as well as publishing and the media (yes, really!). Ever wanted to write about games? Now’s the time to send that pitch! Wanna go to a convention? Book those tickets! Leos are natural go-getters, so use your determination to get what you want.

“After the fight, Squa continues her journey through the Dark World.”