Sounds like you’re just defensive that you wrote a piece better suited for xoJane.

That is because you are, quite literally, a fucking baby.

I mean, I’ve obviously watched too much porn. Because my brain is seeing hardcore happenings.

Um, guys, what is happening over here?

Yeah, I don’t get what is going on here at all. And the Jezebel article has a disappointing lack of context. To be expected from a Gawker Media writer, but still.