I didn’t notice that. The mystery deepens!

It has dealer plates on it though so who knows

I have seen 20 year old dodge neons in better condition. I kind of have a strange respect for a person that will treat a car this way. I have the same problem, once I’m tired of it, once its old to me, it just gets the rental car grade treatment. Ask my poor AMG how many years its been since a wash, or my old M3 why I…

As an S2000 owner that daily drove mine through multiple Pennsylvania winters I can confirm. I now have a dedicated DD (15 Fit six speed) PS the greatest performance mod you can do to your S is replacing it with a slow as fuck car. It is soooooo fast now...when I drive it.

This is the type of owner who will never sell anything he owns, he’d park it in his swimming pool before he would sell it to anyone.

You have described, to a large extent, why I have spent the last twenty years of my life daily driving a Miata. I’m on my second one, but by the time I gave up the first it had a TON of miles (327K and change, to be more precise).

This is too clean for you.

I kinda want to see you do dumb things with this.

Re-align the panels, plastidip it for cheapness, and just make it overall presentable for cheap as hell? Sounds like a nice start.

Why do you put 191,000 miles on a car like a Viper?

I’ll buy it as it sits. If anyone sees that thing, send them my email.

How did tax breaks create potholes?

I don’t know if this is an attack on people wanting lower taxes but most people who desire lower taxes don’t want basic needs like roads negated, but rather want their taxes spent more wisely.

Then what the fuck are the governments doing with the 20+% they’re taking from me already?

Or the gold bowtie. Gad, that looks like they made several billion of them in 1977 and they’re using up the old stock.

Luckily, or unluckily, I have never been in a situation where I could come close to affording a Z/28. So not direct experience, but I’ve heard stories.

I’m glad this disclaimer goes with all of my articles. That way I can’t be blamed for my wrong takes.

Thank you! And that car simultaneously looks good and so obviously 1990s GM. I don’t quite understand how.

DONE.

If I make it through this gig with both arms and a functioning liver I’ll call it a success.

Welcome Mack!