Is the answer Rakim? Because I really feel the answer should be Rakim.

I’m not even playing with you when I say, I never saw this video in my life...and could have honestly gone on not having seen it but we’re still cool. That video is even pure Beckery with her hating on some other white girl and being a jealous, passive aggressive twerp. She really does out Becky the worst of them.

I mean they’re both trash. This week Taylor wins but next week Kanye will, like, make a deal with Trump or something to sell a $1000 white T-shirt and we can hate him more again.

I really don’t get why people are so into Taylor Swift. I’m still mad she won album of the year over To Pimp A Butterfly. That’s some “Ordinary-People-over-Raging-Bull-at-the-Oscars” level fuckery. I also find her to be aggressively mediocre.

The TL;DR is Taylor Swift makes me side with Kanye West and that makes her trash.

I just wonder what she thought was gonna happen when she released this still.

Oooooh Damon! This is delish indeed.

I’m starting to think she has a personality disorder. Everything always has to be about her and she has trouble maintaining relationships... of course I’m not a licensed therapist but still. There’s a pattern that’s emerged and she’s digging her grave deeper and deeper.

The writer doesn’t seem to be saying that she chose the date on purpose, but is reporting that some people on Black twitter suspect she did. Personally, I highly doubt it.

Let me tell you about the ole’ days kiddos. Back when men were men and cheese was cheese, albums came out on Tuesday. And if it was really a popular new album it would be available at midnight at your neighborhood Tower Records.

Damn Dave.

Just like you giving her the benefit of doubt, he’s exploring the possibility that she’s aware.

Used to be. Things have shifted, apparently, and Fridays have become a thing.

Was going to side-eye this, but then realized...don’t most albums drop on a Tuesday or Wednesday?

He’s displaying his 14 pieces of flair.

This is amazing. Given that TayTay exerts maniacal control over her image and brand, how in the hell did she convince herself that this was a good idea? Good god. She should stick to what she does best: dating B-list actors who need to boost their profiles so that they can land an acting gig in the next Ron Howard…

Herpes Getty Images is the gift that keeps on giving.

How hard were you laughing when you were searching for an Usher pic and finally came across this one?

The dog in that picture is like, “Hey man...just an air kiss okay? I’ve heard some...things about you.”