You mean the one that looks like it came from the factory “pre-riced?” Even in base trim.

That’s a lot of words to say, “It’s a car!”

Question 1: If everything is truly equal, I’d rather have the newer car with higher miles. With modern engines being as reliable as they generally are, it seems like for most vehicles the depreciation curve is steeper by year than by mileage. More cars seem to be killed by rust or expensive parts that fail due to age…

That is some lazy computer graphics in that garage scene. Would it have hurt Nissan to draw in some shadows when they were changing the LS rear lights and trim? And what’s with Brie Larson also not having a shadow? Is this the car for vampires?

“colorful crossovers” was definitely the ad agency making the best of what they had to work with.

This is where I remind people that 11500 lbs feet of torque sounds more impressive than it is.

I don’t think the officers are relevant here but cool bootlickin’ dogwhistle broh

Gee I wonder how they’ll describe the attacker?

Obligatory.

It's $105,035 if you add the chrome exhaust tip

Nothing like spending $100K on a car so it can look like a $3K Honda civic with a spash of fake carbon fiber on the center console.

I think if we keep yelling about a turbo manual Crosstrek in the comments it’ll eventually happen. 

Needs a conventional automatic.

It doesn’t look that distinct to me.

This surprises nobody!

The fog lights / side faux intake grills are a direct copy of the 2021 X6.

Genuinely can’t bring myself to hate it.

Why not just bomb the fuck out of it? Great target practice + bigger canal. It’s a win/win!

In a desperate attempt to shore up ratings, The Grand Tour turns to ships. Latest (over)use of “gentleman’s sausage” joke goes horribly wrong.