So it drew a dick, then got stuck in the mouth of the Suez and there aren’t enough seamen with enough thrust to push it out. And the longer it’s in there, the more screwed we are...

What is this garbage?!  I had no idea engineers were going to these lengths to make getting into the correct gear such a nightmare!  The FCA knob was bad enough but this....what is this!?

I think you underestimate the danger of mall crawling.

“Of course it has a numbered plaque” then points to the vin plate.

PT Cruiser was high demand for a very limited time.

Yeah, 10-20% maybe but 50% more? CP for me

Honorable mention for the best luxury car that “looks nice” but also won’t break the bank: A Genesis G80, used. I had one with the 5.0 V8, but the 3.8L V6 is still plenty of power, and they’re everywhere. The pre-Genesis brand Hyundai Genesis (yeah, that was confusing) from 2015-16 carries even more of a price break.…

@The fellow who believes his Acura with a MT is worth 50% more than the same car without.

...what is the best “sporty” sedan for a young professional who wants a luxury car without the hassles?

I’ve seen wounds that are more attractive than the new 4-series.

They REFUSED to publish my story about my Miata getting locked to a Supercharger! It’s been there 7 months, still on E. 

Another Tesla hit piece from Jalopnik. You wouldn’t even be writing about a car being locked to a Supercharger if it weren’t a Tesla! I haven’t seen a single post on Jalopnik about other cars locked to Tesla Superchargers.

Yes, once again, NYC life resembles a Seinfeld episode......

There is some precedent for this.

Yes!

Too bad there’s so much evidence, including videos. Otherwise, he would surely be charged with and prosecuted for committing a bunch of crimes.

How much wood would a BMW M4 chuck, if a BMW M4 could chuck wood?

I mean the comments aren’t wrong. 

Will the old grille swap on to it? 

“Also, the face is growing on me. In person, it’s not so naked-mole-rat ugly, somehow. I think I actually like it?”