I was going to suggest chicken livers, but noodling checks out

has pricing starting at $23,400

ok boomer

This is awesome. Some day in the future, humans may actually be able to see out of Camaros.

“Why would a dealer do this?" Because they hate you

“totally objective and opinion based”

There’s nothing uncool about an LC500

Car dealers exist because people don’t want to deal with other people.  People don’t want to negotiate, they don’t want to wait for people to show up, to get lowballed and deal with scammers.  People like you are fine with dealing with all of that, but most people are not.

As I read way too many comments on Jalopnik, the general belief of commenters is that buying a car new is worse than killing your own children bare handed.

In 28 years when it rusts juuuuuust enough for everyone else to want to scrap it

high enough to see the curvature of the Earth

Don’t you hate your parents and want to rebel?

What do the youths actually want from Nissan? My money is on a cheap Leaf with a liquid-cooled battery pack.

“The sedan is the middle finger,” Albaisa said. “It’s the tattoo.”

I find it somewhat hilarious how China has taken over the throne as the “rich assholes with more money than taste” who get blamed for every gaudy bullshit.

Wasn’t it partly because of China? Wasn’t Von Hooydonk saying people in “developing markets” are looking for “high impact” branding?

How many miles per gallon does it get per ton of krill it filters down it’s gullet?  Will Japanese and Faroe Islanders try to harpoon it?  Does it have a cigarette lighter?  

So you’re saying this isn’t the final Frontier?

Here’s the side and front teasers with some color curves adjusted:

Or like a Golf that got caught up in a sex scandal.