It’s fall of 2022, and you’re taking a drive through Asheville. The mountain back roads are perfect to carve in the FR-S you just managed to pick up for a sweet deal.

They all come with manuals.   The problem is that they are in the glovebox and start off with explained how to get the car out of Park.

Hot take: they know it won’t sell at that price, but they know the “news” coverage from having “the most expensive Supra in teh country!!” will be better than making a sale.

also I did an auto check and that vehicle was in two accidents before finally being declared a total loss on the third

If you miss out on this offer, JUUL be sorry.

and a few quarter miles later, it’ll go from “break in” to “broken”.

That was caused by the warranty trying to hang on for dear life.

The jerks who owned the Tesla said they were visiting a friend when they realized they were out of power

My favorite part about the internet is that it allows you to enjoy every minor asshole from around the world, not just the nearby ones.

Who are these people?

Dude is an absolute saint, if only because he’s waging a one-man crusade against the Florida Man stereotype.  

Jalops without retirement funds, not planning for their kids tuitions... 

Great advice on paying in cash. If you can do it without making a huge dent in your savings, do it. Or, like you said, get a great APR and put a sizable down payment on it. Cash is not always king. Have a rainy day fund.

I’m surprised they didn’t just cavity search him, wrap him up in blue tape, and send him on his way with a $70 fee to the parents.

I don’t blame the parents. Do you know how much carry-ons cost???

The TSA only pulled him off because he contains more than 3.4 ounces of liquid.

Does it include AC or do you have to murder a couple people for that?

I’m sure you can have it for $350 if you ask politely.

Although that might be a bit optimistic.

Aside from rust, the highest insurance rates in the country, terrible roads, and back-asswards registration fee structure, sure.