Here are the only relevant statistics

Why is ANY car in Nissan’s lineup still a thing?

“540 credit score? Yeah, nice Altima. Mine’s 643.”

Why does the Maxima still exist? Someone’s got to cut me off in rush-hour traffic without signaling and proceed to stay well below the speed limit.

Cry a river.

I would like to comment in order to complain about how many comments there are complaining about how many C8 articles there are.

We’ll I’ll just take my $60K+ elsewhere! Just kidding, I’m poor.

Jesus Christ, are you trying to give Mustangs easier targets?!

Sidewalks along highways seems like a terrible idea.  Sidewalks for every road for sure, but highways, no thanks.

In Soviet Russia, Lime rides you.

Death wish. 

Finally, someone using their mall-crawler for a mall-crawling-adjacent activity.

This is how people get their eyes opened to cars they previously had never considered. They may not buy on the spot, but possibly weeks/months later. The total gift cards given are probably cheaper than running a 30 second ad during any major televised sporting event.

I think I saw something about it somewhere.

Nah, don’t feel guilty. Anytime I take my wife’s car for a service, I go test driving the coolest stuff on the lot with absolutely no intention of buying anything.

Figures...

As previously reported, this fucker comes in brown. #YouHadMeAtTarga

It’s not manual, not brown and not a wagon.  So, there.

This is just a re-release of the original movie with a FaceApp filter applied

I’m going to lean towards “no they didn’t”: