I’m not a fan of the two-tone on that Volvo. Just doesn’t seem to work well with the body line.

Counterpoint to Patrick,

Officers on scene were unable to determine if the driver was sober, as he refused to speak, exited the vehicle, stood stock still for a second, then fell over. His injuries consisted of a large swelling on the top of his head, and a number of asterisks orbiting his head. Upon inspection of the vehicle, deputies noted…

*David Attenborough voice* “Distraught and powerless to help, the elder Caravan watches in agony as its young is sucked into the deep abyss of the pit.”

“Now run across that field and dodge my shotgun slugs. I feel like hunting humans.”

Because Russian mob money laundering, that’s why.

Haas-ta la vista baby. 

It’s the Donald Trump of energy drinks

My first thought was “WTF were they thinking?!”

I’d like to consider myself patriotic...

Agreed. I find it ironic that the overtly “patriotic” crowd always wear or use the flag in a way that desecrates the flag code, i.e. on clothing, with slogans, etc. I learned the right way to treat the flag during my stint at Boy’s State, which is sponsored by the American Legion. Unfortunately, these idiots go nuts…

I don’t think their shirt is in line with the actual flag code even.

So it would be okay for me to go to the gate wearing nothing except a speedo? Trust me, you do not want that.

Haha, 'devils advocate' haha. You KNOW what's coming after that line. Hahaha. 

United be like, “amateurs”...

Thats fucking funny, because Trump supporters can’t read.  

It’s the 1997 C8 Corvette Concept from the original Gran Turismo. You can only unlock it by placing first overall in the “Red White and Blue Cup” on Deep Forest Raceway.

Business in the front, party in the back!

Yesssss. Another article where a bunch of people angry that they’ll never be able to afford a Corvette tell us all the faults of the new Corvette before it’s actually released!

Pretty sure it’s a Lambo, dude.