If only they had been recalled for using a name that is misleading as to what they are and/or do...

Of course it’s a dumb wall: It will only keep the sea out instead of Mexicans, the real danger.

Matt Novak: Bursting people’s cuteness bubbles since time immemorial.

Folks who didn’t stay home saw a fireworks display impoverished by weather conditions and those watching PBS watched a lie. I’d rather be in the group with the ugly reality no matter how beautiful the lie was.

Pretty likely this guy has schizophrenia or some other mental disorder that leads to paranoia. Of course it’s no excuse for arson or shootings, but I can’t help but feel sorry for him.

Of course it can, but they use it to access PornHub instead.

It’s either really bad practice or largely innocuous, it cannot be both.

So they have Beverly Hills Cop II and III, but not the original — and only one worth watching — in the series? Well, at least they have The Matrix and didn’t bother with Revolutions...

It’s kind of hard to keep a satellite TV going when hurling in orbit at 28,000 km/h. The ISS does have internet connection, but I’d bet they use that bandwidth for some more important stuff than binging on Breaking Bad.

Given the movie is called Highlander, I wonder if they also had copious amounts of the wacky tobacky around set.

Because conservatives never told a lie, right...

When a news station fakes anything, no matter how unimportant, the credibility of its entire programming is affected. If they fake unimportant things, who knows what they do to the important stuff?

So... with a 48-minute delay, we’re not quite going to “watch” Juno entering orbit, but likely mission-control data while people nervously bite their nails off, right?

At the time, Evans told the newspaper: “If you get your willy out, it’s the funniest thing in the world. Everybody laughs, everyone of our generation. I wouldn’t do it in front of my mum, for example. Girls love it; boys -‘Oh, I can’t believe you did that’. It also takes the night to a new level. I actually haven’t…

I had a teacher who had lost his right arm in a motorbike accident (he hit a road sign while going a tad too fast, if I recall it correctly — ouch) and obviously began writing with his left hand. He did manage to have a pretty normal life, but he’d only wear shoes with velcro and his handwriting was godawful.

I’d greatly appreciate it if someone shed some light on the matter.

They tried to make a similar video for NASCAR, but the editor kept dozing off out of boredom because the driver only had to keep looking at a single spot the whole time.

Am I mean if the whole time I was asking myself, “How the hell does he pinch to zoom?”

+1 for using Winamp.

Good for them! And why would the baby waking up require immediate attention again?