So when little Timmy decides to play Aquaman and dives to swim underwater for a few seconds, this junk goes off in a false alarm. After the fifth time, nobody gives a shit anymore and this collar becomes as effective as car alarms.

I might be wrong, which wouldn’t be the first time, but the impedance the the headphone should have no effect on battery consumption. After all, the phone will output a certain level of power through the headphone jack regardless of what’s at the other end of the cable. Right?

And here I was hoping you’d provide it.

I had both BNW and 1984 in mind when I made my comment, but preferred not to get into literary details.

I don’t know if that was targeted at me, but I’d gladly accept it.

Saturated fats by themselves are not harmful. As with most things in nutrition, you have to take into account other factors when evaluating fat content. For instance, a polyunsaturated:saturated fat content ratio above 0.45 is considered healthy for humans. I just checked the nutritional table on the label of my…

A very serious reply for a cheeky comment, but ok.

Not quite because it will give you the munchies and make you eat forever in a loop.

Last I checked, vegetable oil is not bad for you. Of course, their compositions vary according to the raw material and extraction procedure, but it’s not like they can be considered poison.

Shush! How dare you use facts to spoil my stupidly snarky comment?

Are you implying that pinfully isn’t a word?

Smart crib, dumb parents.

Even if he is actually she.

I admire your naiveté of believing the number will ever be corrected because of a hashtag. Dude, it’s Gizmodo, nobody gives a fuck about correcting absurdly wrong information.

No, because that would mean a value of 1.299792458 seconds when the meter is actually the distance light travels in way less than a second in a vacuum.

I’m no futurologist, but I bet this grossly wrong piece of information in the post will never get corrected.

So on a single day we have news that butter is rehabilitated and that weed can help fight Alzheimer’s. It seems like a good day for people who are shamed for what they choose to put into their bodies.

More like a catch 420.

This is a sign that the singularity is still a long ways off. If robots had any awareness, they’d know how pinfully boring baseball is and would just refuse writing about it.