Porn. Definitely porn. Probably Bone With the Wind, Tugjob Annie, or A Midcummer Night’s Cream.

fahrenheit is just as bad as imperial measurements. Just join the rest of the world already instead of holding on to outdated systems

and that it likely formed some 100 million years ago

I’d love to use that awesome retort, but can you help me with the common rebuttals.

The linked article actually says it has been in that highly elliptical orbit for at least 100 million years, which is a completely different meaning from what the author wrote.

Unfortunately, there’s no way to change the in-game units in Pokémon Go.

Or that 250 Kelvin is not “Nearly” 130 Kelvin. -10 degrees Fahrenheit and -225 degrees Fahrenheit are pretty different in almost anyone’s reckoning...

*cold dead back door-ridden hands golf clap*

“Oops. Something went wrong LOL! ;)” - Windows 10 boot loop when bad ram was installed...

Unless you’re implying that the moths come from a really valuable secret stash of flying insects, I think you mean ‘hordes’, not ‘hoards’.

SILVER LIVES MATTER.

Bravo!

If you’ve got a mac, open the gif in preview.

Probably if one side shot the other there would be such such an international outcry about the ridiculousness of it that the shooting nation’s claim would be weakened.

Maybe they can try the St. Martins/St. Maartens thing.

The clitoris is a gizmo that unfortunately some men can’t master.

As a Canadian I am allowing Denmark to have the island as long as every household gets a case of beer, a 20 dollar gift cert to either CT or Tims and....and...well I guess that’s really about it.

Jezebel is mostly women, they already know the guys are bad in bed. This is letting those guys know that they need to get better in bed.

Does it have to be spelled out? Sexually unhappy women buy sex toys, which are classified as GIZMOS. Just don’t ask me how the Margarine/Butter story is relevant. I can’t spell everything out for you. Jeez.

A hand is the exact distance from one side of your hand to the other, so, exactly 135mm.